i swear i’m not a weeaboo but some anime openings make me want to parkour off several buildings and then run across the ocean to africa
fOUR MINUTES UNTIL I CAN FINALLY-legally-HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
Oh so that’s the legal age of consent?
- Stay up till probably three
- sleep until 10:30
- make me and my sister blueberry pancakes
- aPPLy for jobs
- work out
- eat brownie mix until my sister yells at me
- answer calls from relatives
- I really want pizza
did you give yourself a pat on the back for this one?
You gave yourself a high five for sending this didn’t you. OMG so clever
This is your blog
that shit says “A safe place for Europeans/ American-Europeans/ Canadian-Europeans/ Australlian-Europeans/ ECT…to find joy and beauty in their race.”
White people need a safe space now?
Pale faces need a safe space? Was the entire globe not safe enough for you so you decided to make a blog with the same white people we all open magazines and see
with the same mayo wonder bread sandwiches we see on tv, in movies, on billboards, defining beauty everywhere we go,
But that wasn’t assuring enough for you so you made a blog because white people already don’t have enough
Tell me why your blog look like i google searched crackers?
Why your blog look like i google searched white bread?
You better shut your dumb ass the fuck up because I’m the last one for you to try to get smart on, okay?
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.